By my tally, your Bureau wants to spend more taxpayers' dollars catching crooks than what the crooks you catch stole in the first place.

The last thing we're gonna do is take stolen money - your stolen money - back to a convenience store, period.

We already had a buyer in the West and then one of our people was greedy, he took it, brought it back to London, and you, Mr Holmes, have been searching.

The DA's offering you 90 days in county jail if you plead no contest to two counts of theft from a body.

I also know that I have an 18-hour window with a stolen card, but you made it there in record time.

One day you were feelin' like shit, so you stole Dad's credit card and drove to the Cotton Tail Ranch.

I think you killed your wife with the TH-16 and stole her body so there'd be no autopsy.

So you killed him and stole it, but it was the cover-up that got you.

Or maybe you stole 'em, like you stole this merchandise, and you killed Archie to avoid a third strike and a mandatory 25 years.

You know, there was the DUI, the assault on that paparazzi douchebag, stealing that taxi, which was just awesome, by the way, and who could forget peeing on the cop?

I-- who love what I do-- woke up early and couldn't stop thinking about the ring box he stole from Amy Dampier's living room.

And when they told him they were putting his project on hold for who knows how long, you convinced him to steal it back.

The problem is, all of the cars the joyrider stole were hotwired, Liam's was not.

And this just happened to be on the day that you were looking into Le Chevalier, and this happens to be the stuff that he stole.

Before you tell me where the money from the robbery is in the Bronx... and you're gonna fucking tell me, which is the only reason we don't bash your fucking head in right now... but before you do, there's somebody I want you to meet

Didn't take long before he started creeping about, breaking in, stealing shoes, underwear.

We can tie him to the murder of Vanessa Hiskie, but if we do, he will release the contents of several stolen files.

So I finally managed to hack through the firewall, and it turns out the cyber mastermind stealing credit card numbers is an 11-year-old from Minneapolis.

But when you look at this, Cathy, you will know and, Jack, you will understand, that I am very serious when I say that I want what you stole from me and I want it now.

Oscar said, a couple of months ago someone hacked the University's server and stole the questions for the Bachelor exam and got caught.

Stealing a car, almost dying-- it reminds me of the old days at MIT, Harold.

Then I'd be real worried if I were you, because you just sold that list to the same people you stole it from.

She said she actually saw the person run out who she thinks stole whatever the jewelry was, but the police came, they got her, there was nothing on her.

(Laughter) So I looked back up and she said, "Are you really going to try to break in and steal the video before they put it on YouTube?"

He's been christened the voice of a generation, and he's churning out classic songs at a seemingly impossible rate, but there's a small minority of dissenters, and they claim that Bob Dylan is stealing other people's songs.

He doesn't remember if he stole my chocolate bar, but he remembers the year of release for every song on my iPod, conversations we had when he was four, weeing on my arm on the first ever episode of Teletubbies, and Lady Gaga's birthday.

Thanks to my ancestors for robbing me of my invention. (Laughter) Through bowmaking, I came in contact with part of my heritage.

Now appearances, of course, can be deceptive, and to an extent, this feisty, energetic persona of lecture-going and traffic cone stealing was a veneer, albeit a very well-crafted and convincing one.

The cybercriminals I talked about, despite theft of millions of dollars, actually still haven't been arrested, and at this point possibly never will.

We've run other studies, finding that wealthier individuals are more likely to lie in negotiations, to endorse unethical behavior at work, like stealing cash from the cash register, taking bribes, lying to customers.

So it turns out there are a lot of people going around stealing passwords, and they often go and post these passwords on the Internet.

And in a twist you would not believe in a Steven Spielberg film -- the Gauleiter who was overseeing this brutal beating was the very same thief who had stolen socks from Mr. Teszler's hosiery mill.

Museum curators today did not pillage ancient graves or steal spiritual objects, but we can accept responsibility for correcting past mistakes.

Growing up, stories of next-door neighbors having to set up fake energy accounts or having to steal energy seemed normal to me.

And then it was my turn to speak, and I said, "I have just one question for you guys, and it's about the title of the show, 'A Black Woman Stole My Job.' Actually, it's about one word in the title.

But they didn't realize that there was so much hunger in that community, that when the Deaf went to sleep at night and couldn't hear, people broke into their yards and their homes and stole these chickens and goats, and eventually they were all gone.

(Guitar strum) You jack of diamonds -- (Music) you jack of diamonds I know you of old boy, I know you of old.

It also represents an alternative to waiting around for big investors to bring chain stores, or big-box stores to our communities, because honestly, those types of developments, they steal resources from our communities.

To elude the remaining Roman forces, the rebels used their enemy’s corpses as decoy guards, stealing Varinius’s own horse to aid their escape.

At first, stolen mummies from Egypt supplied the mumia craze, but soon the demand was too great to be sustained on Egyptian mummies alone, and opportunists stole bodies from European cemeteries to turn into mumia.