Double jeopardy protected her from a second, and I was quite confident that although she had killed, she was not a killer.

Then according to your grandmother, a chupacabra is a pet-eating, key-stealing, goat-sucking killer.

As fine investigators, capable only of wandering around the city without a clear idea in your brain, let's concentrate on searching for the killer!

Maybe then we'd spend less time worrying about serial killers and plane crashes, and more time concerned with the subtler and slower disasters we face: the silent buildup of plaque in our arteries, the gradual changes in our climate.