So, you want to ship her off to the loony bin, so you get the house, the kids, the mistress and the dog, huh?

Dana, your daughter is the mistress of a psychopathic killer, yet you have no information to give us about how or why she got that way.

Well, not so long ago, when I was a young boy awaiting the throne, it was discovered that one of my father's mistresses was a Hexenbiest.

Sean's mother, for it was she, yanked him out of his private Swiss school and absconded with him to America in one of my father's private jets.

Asano was the one who was pulling all the strings in the background. and asked for her cooperation.

If you're an uninfected man living in Botswana, where the HIV rate is 30 percent, if you have one more partner this year -- a long-term partner, girlfriend, mistress -- your chance of dying in 10 years increases by three percentage points.

And this is the story he starts to tell himself, and from then on, Proust writes that every fresh charm Swann detects in his mistress, he adds to his "collection of instruments in his private torture chamber."

To get some time alone together, the scholar and the wife play various tricks that involve feigning madness, staging a biblical flood, and exposing themselves in public.